Alabama

• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

California

• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Connecticut

• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
• You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Illinois

• It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

Indiana

• Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
• Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.

Iowa

• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kentucky

• By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
• It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana

• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts

• Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
• Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
• Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Nebraska

• A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

New Mexico

• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

New York

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Dakota

• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio

• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma

• Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
• Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Pennsylvania

• A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
• No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Texas

• A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Vermont

• Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

Washington

• All lollipops are banned.
• A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

West Virginia

• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."