A few good books to read:

• The Lion Attacked Claude Yarmoff
• The Art of Archery Beau N. Arrow
• Songs for Children Barbara Blacksheep
• Irish Heart Surgery Angie O'Plasty
• Split Personalities Jacqueline Hyde
• Under the Bleachers Seymour Butts
• Desert Crossing I. Rhoda Camel
• School Truancy Marcus Absent
• I Was a Cloakroom Attendant Mahatma Coate
• I Lost My Balance Eileen Dover and Phil Down
• Positive Reinforcement Wade Ago
• Shhh! Danielle Soloud
• The Philippine Post Office Imelda Letter
• Things to Do at a Party Bob Frapples
• Stop Arguing Xavier Breath
• Come on In! Doris Open
• The German Bank Robbery Hans Zupp
• I Hate the Sun Gladys Knight
• Prison Security Barb Dweyer
• Irish First Aid R.U. O'Kaye
• My Career As a Clown Abe Ozo
• The World's Deadliest Joke Theophilus Punoval
• Here's Pus in Your Eye Lance Boyle
• My Life on Skid Row Titus A. Drum
• I Didn't Do It! Ivan Alibi
• Why I Eat at McDonalds Tommy Ayk
• I Hit the Wall Isadore There
• The Bruce Lee Story Marsha Larts
• Take This Job and Shove It Ike Witt
• Rapunzel Rapunzel Harris Long
• How I Won the Marathon Randy Hoelway
• Songs from "South Pacific" Sam and Janet Evening