Automotive Acronyms
AUDI
- Accelerates Under
Demonic Influence
- Always Unsafe
Designs Implemented
BMW
- Beautiful Mechanical
Wonder
- Big Money Works
- Bought My Wife
- Brutal Money Waster
- Break My Window
BUICK
- Big Ugly
Indestructable Car
Killer
CHEVROLET
- Can Hear Every
Valve Rap On
Long Extended
Trips
- Cheap, Hardly
Efficient, Virtually
Runs On Luck
Every Time
CHRYSLER
- Company Has Recommended
You Start
Learning Engine Repair
DODGE
- Damn Old Dirty
Gas Eater
- Drips Oil, Drops
Grease Everywhere
FIAT
- Failure in Italian
Automotive Technology
- Fix It All the
Time
- Fix it again,
Tony!
FORD
- backwards --> Driver Returns
On Foot
- First On Recall
Day
- First On Rust and
Deterioration
- Found On Road,
Dead
- Fault Of
R&D
- Fast Only Rolling
Downhill
- Features O.J. and
Ron's DNA
- Flipped Off the Road
and Died
Ford Pinto
- Put In New
Tansmission Often
GM
GMC
- Garage Man's
Companion
- Got A Mechanic
Coming?
HONDA
HYUNDAI
- Hope You
Understand Nothing's
Driveable And
Inexpensive...
MAZDA
- Most Always
Zipping Dangerously
Along
MOPAR
- More Old Parts
Are Rusted
- My Old Pig
Ain't Runnin'
OLDSMOBILE
- Old Ladies
Driving Slowly Make
Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late
Every day
- Overpriced, Leisurely
Driven Sedan Made
Of Buick's Irregular
Leftover Equipment
SAAB
- Send Another
Automobile Back
- Swedish Automobiles
Always Break down
TOYOTA
- Too Often Yankees
Overprice This
Auto
VOLVO
- Very Odd Looking
Vehicular Object
VW